Author: Chris Cook ATHENS. A Room in LARRY's House. [Enter LARRY, DEVON, MICHAEL, and SCOTT.] Larry: Have you sent to Jonathan's house? Is he come home yet? Scott: He cannot be heard of. Out of doubt, he is transported. Devon: If he come not, then... the play is marred; it goes not forward, doth it? Larry: It is not possible; you have not a man in all Athens able to discharge Angel but he. Devon: No; he hath simply the best wit of any handicraft man in Athens. Larry: Yes, and the best person too; and he is a very paramour for a sweet voice. Devon: You must say paragon; a paramour is, God bless us, a thing of naught. Larry: Hey, I can dream, can't I? [Enter HARMONY.] Harmony: Masters, the duke is coming from the temple; and there is two or three lords and ladies more married! If our sport had gone forward we had all been made rich! Devon: O sweet Jonathan! Thus hath he lost sixpence a-day during his life; he could not have 'scaped sixpence a-day; an the duke had not given him sixpence a-day for playing Angel, I'll be hanged; he would have deserved it; sixpence a-day in Angel, or nothing. [Enter JONATHAN.] Jonathan: Where are these lads? Where are these hearts? Larry: Jonathan! - O most courageous day! O most happy hour! Devon: It's happy hour? Dude, I should be at the bar. Jonathan: Masters, I am to discourse wonders; but ask me not what; for if I tell you, I am no true Athenian. I will tell you everything, right as it fell out. Larry: Let us hear, sweet Jonathan. Jonathan: Not a word of me. All that I will tell you is, that the duke hath dined. Get your apparel together; good strings to your beards, new ribbons to your pumps; - [Exeunt.] |