Author: Trista
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Buffy the Vampire Slayer characters are property of Joss Whedon/Mutant Enemy.

When Willow and Tara made it to Willow's house they told everyone about their adventure.

"Wow," Willow's mom said, "You two have had quite the adventure."

"Yes," Willow said. "Let's eat, I'm so hungry I could eat a house made of pizza!"

"I heard that," Faith said. Anyway they ate dinner, and Willow proposed to Tara.

"Of course, yes," Tara said. "After all, you're my true love, and if you don't believe me then you need to back up a few chapters."

A few months later Willow and Tara were wed. Everybody came even Buffy, Anya, Dawn, Cordy, Xander, Giles, Harmony, Wesley, and let's not forget Faith.

Before Willow and Tara left, Faith asked Willow, "You know it's not two late to marry me?"

"Whatever," Willow said, "We all know Tara's my true love, haven't you been paying any attention to the story?" Just then Glory appeared out of a black smoke.

"So," Glory said, "you thought you could just forget about me, did you??"

"How could we forget you, Glory, you wore the pinkest dress ever!" Tara said. "Plus how could anyone forget all the pink ponies you had."

"Thats Glorificus to you, bitch!"

"Whoa," Willow said, "take it easy."

"I'm evil again, after your li'l visit!"

"What the hey," Willow said, "are you talking about?"

"Why, I'll tell you why," Glorificus said. "Because I'm gay too!"

"Look who came out of the closet," Willow said.

"I was once..."

"More with feeling?" Tara asked.

"No," Glorificus said. "I was once in love with a girl..."

"As are most girls who are gay," Willow said.

"Shut the hell up!" Glorificus said. "I was in love with a girl, but she loved you, Willow, instead of me!"

"Um, excuse me," Tara said, "Is the name of this girl Faith?"

"Yes," Glorificus said. "I loved you Faith, ever since the third season, but you loved Willow. So if I kill Willow, you will love me!" Glorificus recited a spell that went like this: 'Of lovers near and lovers far, may the spell upon the tower never fall, by lovers' kiss the spell will break, never release your prisoner with a lying heart.'

Glorificus pointed the spell at Willow, but just before the spell hit, Tara jumped in front of Willow to block the spell. As soon as the spell hit Tara she fell to the floor in pain.

"Tara nooooooooooo!" Willow screamed. "What the hell did you do to her you bitch!"

"Whoa, language," Glorificus said, and she pointed to a few little kids standing there. Just then Tara looked at Willow and said 'Help me,' - with that, Tara vanished into thin air!

"I left her in the tower, like rapunzel. Oh well, good luck, the spell was meant for you but that bitch got in the way and, uh, Faith?"

"Yeah?" faith said.

"Call me," and with that, Glorificus left.

"I've got to find my girlfriend," Willow said. "I'm determined to give this fairy tale a happy ending!"

"I'll go with," Faith said. "You know, strength in numbers. It is after all my fault Tara's gone."

"You're god damned right it's your fault!" Willow yelled. "I guess you can come with, like I said I'm going to have a happy ending, even if it kills you Faith!"

"Whatever," Faith said. "Let's go."

And with that spirit they set forth into the unknown wonders of this fairy tale.