How I Met My Lover
PROLOGUE: THE NEW CONQUEST

Author: Coopster5000
Rating: R for language and sexual themes
Disclaimer: NOTHING LIKE EITHER SHOWS!
Summery: When nothing's what it seems and everything is a game inside of a game.


With every year comes a new conquest. A new age bracket. And a new tally. The population of SunnyDale High is 309. Girls 141. Fresh meat (Freshmen) 43. My tally... stopped counting sophomore year. So, who am I? They call me Red cause I'm like a fucking bull. Well actually my hair's red but the bull thing's right also. I go after anything that moves. Patient or aggressive.

While I have your attention why don't I tell you a little bit more about myself. I dress in black. Pretty much every day. I don't know why. Maybe to express my somber mood. It seems to make an expression though. Nobody fucks with us. O' yeah you might want me to explain the 'us' part. Well that's my crew, the 'us', Xander, Spike and Faith. We joined together mid Freshmen year. We have a band together too but more about that later.

You see, I'm this hard core bitch. I'm into the whole wame bame thank you ma'am ordeal. I don't do the whole long relationship thing very well. In fact I don't do it at all. I don't cry and I DON'T fall in love. At least that's the rules I made for myself freshmen year. But this girl ... she was different. She made crying a sport, love a game, and a relationship impossible. She tipped my world upside down and I didn't even know what was happening. Who is this girl? Well let me tell you the story about ...

"How I met my lover."


Continue to How I Met My Lover Chapter One


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