Author: Coopster5000
Rating: PG-13 for language
Disclaimer: Based on the T.V. show Parental Control on MTV. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the property of Joss Whedon/Mutant Enemy.

"Ok this is the lowdown," camera zooms in on a redhead leaning against a black Bentley custom continental "I got this killer, sick ass girlfriend but my parents hate her!" Moves away from the car and walks to a near by bench and sits down. "They find her rude, obnoxious, and down right appalling," she ticked off on her fingers ... "while I find her hot, gorgeous and alright sometimes a tad bit crude, but what she can do with that tongue ring...." smiled the redhead as she rolled her eyes into the back of her head.

"My parents have been putting up with my girlfriend Kennedy for about a year now. And when I mean putting up I mean literally putting up!" said the redhead as she flashed some twenties at the camera. "So today my parents are hooking me up with two extremely hot blind dates to prove to me that there are better women out there then Kennedy."