Author: SallyMcFine
Rating: NC-17
Feedback: Yes, as long as it's smutty. sally.heaven@gmail.com Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, and am not profiting from this story, except for spiritually, of course.
Summary: The characters all frequent a fan-fiction message board called The Warrior, The Bard, and the Bad Wardrobe. This is a sequel to UberCon '05.
Note: The web-board sections of this chapter mimic (to the best of my ability, anyway) The Kitten, the Witches and the Bad Wardrobe board, which is the source of all the web-board-type graphics. Needless to say, none of the web-board buttons here are meant to work. -Chris Cook

wiccanbard Blessed Be Joined: 16 September 2003 Posts: 957 Location: Amazon embrace	Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:00pm Post Subject: New Thread: UberSmut (hidden) hi everybody, happy valentine's day! we want to thank aresisagod for setting up this special new thread for us. all the warriorboard users can see it except for aphrodite.
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amazon_hacker Quirky Joined: 18 March 2005 Posts: 1,857 Location: Wiccan lap	Post subject: UberSmut (hidden) Yeah, thanks also to Cordy for giving us the nod on this project! Okay, folks, here's what's happening in a nutshell - the wonderful and talented aphrodite is turning 21 in a couple of months, and wiccanbard and I decided to organize a little Warrior Board project in honor of her birthday.
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wiccanbard Blessed Be Joined: 16 September 2003 Posts: 958 Location: Amazon embrace	Post Subject: UberSmut (hidden) aphrodite has been an author on the board for many years and she's very well known for her smut. many of you have likely read at least one of her stories.
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amazon_hacker Quirky Joined: 18 March 2005 Posts: 1,858 Location: Wiccan lap	Post subject: UberSmut (hidden) Most of you, in fact - her fics have the highest view count of any stories on the board.
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wiccanbard Blessed Be Joined: 16 September 2003 Posts: 959 Location: Amazon embrace	Post Subject: UberSmut (hidden) or it could be just the same five people reading the story over and over again.
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amazon_hacker Quirky Joined: 18 March 2005 Posts: 1,859 Location: Wiccan lap

Post subject: UberSmut (hidden) Very possibly. Either way, I think a lot of you will be verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry interested in this project we have conceived. Here's what it is: as a tribute to one of the board's most popular smut authors, we're organizing a compilation of smutty stories. Since aphrodite is turning 21, we'd like to have at least 21 fics, but we'll accept more if there is enough interest.

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wiccanbard Blessed Be Joined: 16 September 2003 Posts: 960 Location: Amazon embrace	Post Subject: UberSmut (hidden) here are the guidelines - it's sort of a challenge, actually. All stories must be rated R or NC-17, all must be in an uber setting, and all must feature Aphrodite (the character, not the author) bringing together Xena and Gabrielle in some way.
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amazon_hacker Quirky Joined: 18 March 2005 Posts: 1,859 Location: Wiccan lap	Post subject: UberSmut (hidden) to submit your story, just e-mail your completed draft to ubersmut@gmail.com before our deadline of 9pm on April 14. Make sure it's all beta'd and ready for publication - we'll take care of the bbcode for you. And on April 15, aphrodite's birthday, we'll post the full collection of stories to the Warrior Board!
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wiccanbard Blessed Be Joined: 16 September 2003 Posts: 961 Location: Amazon embrace	Post Subject: UberSmut (hidden) this message will self-destruct! aresisagod is going to delete this thread in a couple of days in case aphrodite accesses the board when she's not logged in, so make sure you write the e-mail down and remember, the first rule of UberSmut is that you don't talk about UberSmut (at least not in the public forums)!
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amazon_hacker Quirky Joined: 18 March 2005 Posts: 1,860 Location: Wiccan lap	Post subject: UberSmut (hidden) this gives you about two months to write your stories. Happy UberSmutting!
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wiccanbard Blessed Be Joined: 16 September 2003 Posts: 962 Location: Amazon embrace	Post Subject: UberSmut (hidden) i'm already ubersmitten with you.
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amazon_hacker Quirky Joined: 18 March 2005 Posts: 1,861 Location: Wiccan lap	Post subject: UberSmut (hidden) Awwwwwwwwww. We should take this offline; I have a feeling it's about to get NC-17.
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